When being butt hurt just isn't good enough.
He's so nutt hurt, he still hasn't let that shit go.
by DaCamel July 8, 2014
When you get hit in the nuts so hard one of em ends up in your small intestine and comes back down eventually.
Douchy Guy: gurl you be looking fine
Angry blonde chick: get away from me freak
GUTT NUTT 360 DROPKICK!!!!!
Douchy guy: AGH! I THINK MY LEFT TESTICLE IS IN MY FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!!!
Angry blonde chick: get away from me freak
GUTT NUTT 360 DROPKICK!!!!!
Douchy guy: AGH! I THINK MY LEFT TESTICLE IS IN MY FALLOPIAN TUBES!!!!!!
by hostilehostage February 4, 2015
by WheresDad? August 27, 2020
The process in which a human male that has recently finished his coming of age, still finds himself bound to modern internet society and culture. As he watches his peers socialize with potential mates, soon the realization sets in, that his own "coming of age" was encased by a digital webbing spun by the meme driven hive-mind personality that we call internet. With social skills strung up and instructed by online culture, and a frail pool of interests to draw from (mainly consisting of memes or video games, both of which are limited in variety as the victim in most cases will only associate himself with things that are accepted by the vast majority of the internet society.) it becomes quite obvious to him, and even more obvious to the poor souls who wind up the guinea pigs to his mateless revelation, that the victims testicles have undoubtedly become strapped down by the social leash of his secluded upbringing, and that the leash will only let his want to interact go so far. Throughout early life, unknowingly, the Nutt-Netted individual had let his nutts become ensnared by the net of which he trusted to catch his fall time and time again. This is what happens when the internet has netted someones nutts. Only time and years of embarrassment will tell if a victim will be able to untangle himself. Although, in very rare instances, men will take their seemingly permanent virginity and pave the road for conversation, albeit horribly awkward.
Person A: "Poor guy, I wish I could give him some advice, but he only communicates through printed out memes."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
Person B: "I didn't think it was that bad, it's 2045, memes are literally in the history books and he still relies on things like doge to try and create conversation?"
Person A: "He was raised off memes, hes lived off memes, he's so dependent on old internet culture that hes been nutt-netted for 50 years from birth to this day."
by Cippster October 18, 2016
noun. - Another word for the fabulous semen that bursts from the genitalia orifice of the human male.
My nutt-juice flowed through me as I pounded the rod of girth between my legs, soon blasting upon my bedroom wall once I reached the peak of my sexual tension.
by DickholeofJizzJuice November 10, 2017
A word one often screams at another driver while experiencing road rage. A bad driver who does something on the road that pisses you off.
by Jersey Girl in Florida November 5, 2016
The butt nutt is the situation in which one is eating the ass of their partner out, and their partner proceeds to take the biggest and baddest orgasmic dump on one's face. Butt nutt can be used as both a noun and a verb.
The noun form is to describe the situation in which one has their partner's shit upon their face following the infamous moment. The verb form is when one shits on their partner's face as their partner eats their ass out. Partners can either choose to eat the butt nutt, or to simply have it on their face.
Further note: butt nutt is to be used in a similar fashion to the famous phrase "nut." Also, be wary of those by the name of Chase, for they are connoisseurs of the butt nutt.
The noun form is to describe the situation in which one has their partner's shit upon their face following the infamous moment. The verb form is when one shits on their partner's face as their partner eats their ass out. Partners can either choose to eat the butt nutt, or to simply have it on their face.
Further note: butt nutt is to be used in a similar fashion to the famous phrase "nut." Also, be wary of those by the name of Chase, for they are connoisseurs of the butt nutt.
"Damn, I was eating this chick's ass out and she butt nutted all over my face. I loved it!" - Friend 1
"God, I wish someone would take a fat butt nutt on me like that." - Friend 2
"God, I wish someone would take a fat butt nutt on me like that." - Friend 2
by chasethebuttnutt December 18, 2020