Nutcracker

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

by Juicalicious April 23, 2010

nutcracker

Gang parlance meaning a person whom shows no hesitation, even a readiness and anticipation, in shooting a gun at another person.

"Don't mess with that fool. He a nutcracker fo sho. He sleeps with his AK-47!"

by mabdallah July 29, 2009

Nutcracker

That will be your mouth.

Listen asshole just shut your Nutcracker.

by Bored!!! February 26, 2009

Nutcracker

Placing your scrotum into someones mouth, them proceeding to punch the top of their head as hard as you can in a downwards motion.

Paul: I bet you don't have the balls to do it.
Even if you do, you'll never have the balls to do it again.

Silas: Oh yeah!? Well I'll be getting a Nutcracker TONIGHT!

by Butt Hed March 19, 2009

Kawasaki Nutcracker

This involves a male, female, and a dirt bike. The female puts her hands on the handlebars while the male sits on the rear wheel of the dirt bike. They should form a sort of human pyramid. During this the male eats out the female. When she orgasms, she revs the engine of the dirt bike tearing off the genitals of the male.

Jenny tricked Fred her Ex into partaking in the Kawasaki Nutcracker tradition.

by ttriods69 January 14, 2015

Son of a Nutcracker

When children try to cuss.

Ow!!! Son of a Nutcracker!!
What the Son of a Nutcracker?!

by John John's Little Hopkins May 23, 2017

nutcracker challenge

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.

Destroy Dick December Is for kids, try nutcracker challenge.

by anononanon December 4, 2018