When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.
Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.
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A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.
People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular
Similar to the notice me e-mail
People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular
Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"
2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"
3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."
4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english
5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"
3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."
4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english
5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
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by Luis H. November 19, 2004
Get the Nolita mug.when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.
ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^
by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009
Get the notification sickness mug.When one becomes a captive to their notifications, to the point where the parameters of one's life are largely dictated by the sounds emanating from their smart device. Captivity may be obvious and overt but more often is like an animal raised in a zoo - recognisable to the outside observer but not by the captive themselves.
Ollie: Hey did you not see my message?
Teddy: No I didn't as I was doing something intentional which was not, at the time, intentionally checking messages
Ollie: Dude what are you talking about?
Teddy: I'm talking about not being a notificaptive like you are
Teddy: No I didn't as I was doing something intentional which was not, at the time, intentionally checking messages
Ollie: Dude what are you talking about?
Teddy: I'm talking about not being a notificaptive like you are
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Person 1: "Did you hear that Shiela is pregnant?"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 1: "She says that you are the father"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
Person 1: "She says that you are the father"
Person 2: "Nooit!"
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