Noob Curse

A person who suddenly started sucking in a middle of a shooting game.

Counter-Strike
DarkDevil - 94 kills
BlaziBurrito - 24 kills

DarkDevil4932: OH YA! Im killing everybody!
5 minutes later.
DarkDevil4932: Ahh! I keep dieing! I needz to get killz!!!
BlaziBurrito: Haha, you have the Noob Curse.

by AeroRobotlol November 13, 2009

Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011

mlg noob

A noob who's 2x better than a pro only 10x worse Than a MLG pro and 30% better Than a hacker and admin

Pro:hey look There's a noob up there.let's kill him.

(Pro gets quickscoped by MLG noob)

(MLG noob quickscopes the other pros)

(MLG pro kils MLG noob by doing a MLG noscope while noob was tring to noscope MLG pro

by MLG noob December 25, 2016

Coinbase Noob

An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.

Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.

Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!

Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real

by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021

professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob

damn dude, your a total PN

by Snarf April 9, 2004

Noob

A term derived from the video game world meaning someone who who is new at a game or activity and is horrible at it but is not willing to learn and does not acknowledge the fact of such. Noobs often boast over skills they do not have and accuse the honorable player of "cheating" or "haxing" when killed or defeated. Noobs are also known for their unique form of broken English. I will elaborate below.

*Noob gets owned by sniper while running out into the open*

Noob: WTF NOOB!!! YPU HAXING NOB OMFG WTF I PWN YEU ALL!!

Experienced player: its cool dude just come back to base and switch your weapon.

Noob: STFU NOOB! IL FUKIN OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1v1 ME FAG!

Experienced player: *sigh* as you wish...

*noob gets horribly owned to oblivion*

Noob: FKU YOU NOOB YOUR MOMS A FAG!!!!!!!!

by mikuboy January 5, 2011