brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

"Whoa, didya see jimmy washing the principal's car?? He's such a brown noser..."

by Chacha June 18, 2004

Cock Noose

When you have to hide a boner so you flip your dick up under your waist line to suffocate it. Most convenient when wearing loose athletic shorts.

JM&DO

Teacher: Jimmy! Your presentation is next!
Jimmy: Oh I'm fucked! My dick's poppin' out and there's nothing I can possibly do!
Jimmy's conscience: Cock noose it.

by Drew10293756102395876 June 15, 2007

Noserude

A ned, a common person.

Sometimes used to describe children.

Noserude, noserudery, Noserudia are all derived from "Rudolph the NoseRude Reindeer".

Look at that bunch of noserudes over their swigging from their cans of Special Brew.

I've never heard of such noserudery.

I'm just back from an excursion to Noserudia.

by barker-family.info November 15, 2004

hangman's noose

When your girl's hair finds it way into you boxers, wraps itself around you dick and balls and you go to pull it out thinking its just a random hair, but instead its trying to strangle the boys.

Hey Tommy have you ever had a hangman's noose?
Damn dude I almost hangman's noosed my boys. Thought I almost castrated myself.

by Rhonous July 22, 2018

Given'er the Brown Noser

When you have your girl on her hands and knees. Then you proceed to eat her pussy from behind. Getting your face and nose deep in her ass.

I woke up this morning with ass juice on my nose. That's the last time I will be given'er the Brown Noser.

by Gooey Lewy May 3, 2019

noosery

When you get snaked so hard you actually get lynched

My teacher just gave us a pop quiz! What is this noosery?

by Lynch Me April 18, 2017

nooner-bits

Not having actual sex during lunch, but having parts of it, like blowjob, eating out, fingering ect.... during lunch

"Jane and I pulled off some quick nooner-bits in the office earlier today."

by braves505 July 14, 2009