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Nosital

condensed form for saying NO ASS AT ALL.
people don't know what the fuck your saying when using nosital.
Damn that ugly whore has a nosital.
by the b.o.a.t. May 1, 2005
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Noobitis

A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.

Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party

These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
by phongoo January 14, 2009
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Nobbit

usually used as an insult which means that you are a disliked person who has a very small penis.
Fred:what the are you doing you Nobbit?
George: hey there's no need to be like that
by Pery Et dan December 8, 2004
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Noitch

Said in a sense of exclamation and celebration. The word can also be used in a sense of displease. Meaning can be determined almost entirely by emphasis and speed of how the word is spoken. The word is most often spoken as itself being the entire sentence.
"Noitch." (a sentence using the word)

"person one: Here is five dollars."
"person two: NOITCH."

"person one: Im sorry sir, but i cannot give you anymore taffy"
"person two: noitch..."
by Jefrey Revolver August 31, 2003
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Nobitus

An inflammation in the frontal lobe of the brain causing the subject to become a complete and utter nob.
"We don't do that in the inner city schools" - A severe case of nobitus.
by Phantomman6000 February 19, 2009
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Nobidextrous

Being unable to preform an action with either hand.
In bed last night, she was totally nobidextrous if you know what I mean man.
by Lina Cetta September 11, 2011
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Nobatoo

I could really do with a Nobatoo
by Oscra Papa October 10, 2018
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