Fan-noying

A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.

"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"

by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016

spark noting

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.

Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

by fbrueogfwborudjc May 18, 2009

Dolphin Nosing

When you are eating a girl’s snatch from behind while she’s on all 4’s and you simultaneously bury your nose in her ass crack and move the nose up and down her anus. This maneuver generally elicits a high pitched “Eeeeeeeee! Eeeeeeeee!” sound from her the faster and deeper you go.

Rachel loves it when I do a little dolphin nosing. I like it too except I can smell her ass for days after.

by Eaton Holgoode June 5, 2018

Nosing

Rubbing one's nose lightly across another person's skin. This is how asexual sex is performed, and is most common in the facial region, but is by no means limited to that area.

I love nosing because it feels so nice against my skin, and is such a pleasing sensation.

by AsexualKiwi March 27, 2015

noning

To stare (pyscho stalker stare) at someone with your mouth wide open like you are catching flies non stop.

Jill was noning the bass player all night long! she could not keep her eyes off of him!!

by jilly falk June 12, 2005

noobing

1. The act of mass marketing and mass exposing an owners website in a short amount of time, and with minimal effort involved in the process.
2. Generating cash flow income that is residual in nature and on the same token, highly steady with the limitations created only by the user’s click amount.
3. Slang term for a win-win internet marketing venture. A situation that has all positive reactions and no negative sacrifices.

I earned referral commissions for introducing Noobing to my friend.

by DictionaryAdmin September 16, 2008

Noming

The intense feeling of hunger that you get after you smoke a fat blunt (doobie). Also reffered to as the "munchies" but fuck that reference, noming is where its at.

Zoey was noming like crazy last night, she ate my whole damn box of donuts!

by Whitegiggity August 20, 2010