Cd

The oldest fucking thing to ever be used to listen to music just buy a fucking Ipod and tell Karen to get her fatass of the couch and stop listening to cds

Get yo mother fucking ass of my couch and stop listening to your CD collection karen!

by Lemon drop dizzy January 18, 2017

CD

1. Compact Disk

2. "Calm Down!"

1. Hey, I bought a new Aerosmith CD!

2. Dude, you need to CD! ASAP! Bitch.

by Phoenix January 18, 2005

CDs

Certificates of deposit
A type of account at a US bank

Savings, checking, savings and checking, CDs, Savings and CDs, Checking and CDs, Savings checking and CDs, TBills - Jim Carrey

by Kyle September 03, 2004

CD

Cocky Dick; An Arrogant Jerk

CD: "Get out of my way, you curly-headed fuck!"
Curly-Headed Fuck: "What a CD!"

by RealNiggaShawty69 December 08, 2010

CD

Cum Dump - When you just can't keep going.

The prostitute pleasured him until CD

by NAPO August 14, 2003

CD

an acronym for Calm Down. Is used excessively, even if the person you are saying it to is actually calm.

Bob: "Oh man, how I love cheese."

Joe: "Dude, you gotta CD. It's just cheese."

by giveityourall7 September 25, 2009

CD's

An opening to a joke, the plural form of a form of data storage.

"You like CD's?"
"No, I have an iPod."
"Well, I bet you like to CD's nuts!"

by Trebuchet65 October 27, 2009