The armpit of America.
Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..
Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..
by HeyLeigh May 07, 2005
NJ is a real wasteland, and a disappointing state that can be pretty boring but you could do a lot worse as far as boring i.e. Idaho, North and South Dakota, Iowa, Ohio, Indiana, Oklahoma, Alabama etc.
NJ is just barely tolerable.
NJ is just barely tolerable.
Almost everyone has lived in NJ at some point in their life, but you wouldn't know because no one dares admit it. the only ones who seem to be proud of this state are Bon Jovi and Springstein, still trying to figure out why.
by clyde June 04, 2004
New York City's metaphorical landfill.
Well, okay, so it's not that bad. Newark is interesting and it has some lovely looking areas, but there just aren't enough gardens to warrant its being called "The Garden State." I mean, c'mon.
Well, okay, so it's not that bad. Newark is interesting and it has some lovely looking areas, but there just aren't enough gardens to warrant its being called "The Garden State." I mean, c'mon.
a. I like New Jersey. It's a beautiful state.
b. New Jersey is just the state where all of NYC's trash goes. I hate it.
b. New Jersey is just the state where all of NYC's trash goes. I hate it.
by Starsky Bootch October 24, 2004
New jersey is a fagot ass state with stupid law. I hate the fact u cant own a gun. THerea are alotta preppy faggots and u cant pump ur own gas. THey think they own the world but noone likes people from jersey
new jersey is a faggot ass sstate where no one knows how to drive
Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot
Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry
Kid from Brooklyn: Yo preppy faggot
Jersey kid: go away or im gonna cry
by ItS KaMiKaZe 04 December 20, 2005
A trashy slum found in New England. Absolutely no redeemable qualities. All land in New Jersey is either highway, road, or roadside. The place is overrun with gangs and street pharmacists.
Son: Daddy, what's so good about New Jersey?
Dad: Absolutely nothing son.
Son: Then why is it a State?
Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York
Dad: Absolutely nothing son.
Son: Then why is it a State?
Dad: Well it's a great way to get to New York
by Shankmasta November 27, 2006
new jersian: HEY DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GLOBAL WARMING IS HAPPENING?
non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT
non new jersian: YEAH I DO BELIEVE IT AND ITS YOUR DAMN STATE OF NEW JERSEY'S FAULT
by new jersey haterr February 17, 2009
New York's little brother. The music,slang, and style of NY seems to reach New Jersey nearly a year after it faded out in NY.
by StevoNYC July 19, 2005