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Technologically neutered

To strip technology of all meaningful features, thereby violating its original intent to solve problems in an automated way. This is typically done by an enterprise through a series of decisions made by folks with no understanding of technology, e.g. legal or risk. Fears that drive to these decisions are typically focused on trying to prevent behaviors through technology limitations, without isolating that the issue is the behavior. The end result will likely be a set of technology that looks similar to the current technology set, just with a different look and feel on top of a fundamentally rearchitected platform typically costing millions of dollars.

The approach would be equivalent to not allowing knives in the cafeteria for fear of stabbings vs not hiring people who won't stab each other. Only technologically neutering costs much more.
They technologically neutered the SharePoint environment by removing everything but the list and document library. It is no longer usable for its core collaboration functions.

We have technologically neutered our mobile email by not allowing attachments.

They technologically neutered their CRM by turning off the workflow features.
by ColdheartedMatt May 8, 2012
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sleep in the nether

another way of saying 'kill yourself'

when you sleep in the nether in Minecraft, your bed explodes and you die
Watersheep: Hi.

Felix: Go sleep in the nether, I hate you.
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nesterggg

Really cool Mexican Tik Toker.
This iconic person has trolled over 1 million people on many platforms.
"I want to be mutuals with nesterggg"
by Tunanonnesterista July 3, 2021
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Soulless abomination from the nethervoid

A dark horrid creature from the darkest abyss of hell, usually began their life being baptized in a sea of holy fire. These dark creatures walk our earth feasting on the dicks of the deceased, and on rare occasions living as well.

Little is known about them, they have been known to disguise themselves as 14-18 year old African-american/italian mixed male.
Josh: "Hey johnny wanna go hang out with mike?"

Johnny: "Hell no! Didn't you hear? He's a soulless abomination from the nethervoid

Josh: "Oh no! Hide your dick!
by catshitminkeywhoreloljk October 23, 2011
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nether rod

Dick, penis, verga, etc. Nether means lower, and rod is a rod. Do the math and you get...
"Marinate the nether rod/ In the squish mitten" - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by Bloodhound Gang
by yeyYAY August 28, 2006
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Netherlandian

The most magical and mysterious way of describing someone from the netherlands.
Person A: “Where are you from”
Person B: “I’m Netherlandian”
by Ella~Herron December 11, 2019
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globular netherland

Longitudinal (or possibly latitudinal) extensions in the southern portion of the body of a moist being.
I enjoyed your globular netherlands, so I went on to blast yogurt all over them.
by Chaoticsphincter April 23, 2014
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