desperate

when you have to pee so bad, you're about to wet your pants

she was so desperate that she begged the teacher if she could go to the ladies room even though he said no already

by Jamie March 14, 2005

desperate

In dire need of something. Usually associated with people trying to get some from other people. Desperate people is commonly a catch 22. Desperate people usually don't get what they want, thus they are always desperate.

Sue is so desperate to get some guy that she turns them off by being desperate.

by me May 14, 2003

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

Quote from the last Starfighter.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds!

by doc finch November 16, 2010

Desperate Bitch

I have a ex friend so this is for her. Aniya you desperate bitch! You always trying to get with Brandon when you KNOW he doesn’t like you. The only reason Nevaeh is friends with you is because you manipulated her so STOP you stupid piece of TRASH!!

Damm she a desperate bitch Aniya

by SorryImTaken💔💓💝 July 12, 2019

Desperate Housewife

A shot; when you empty a bottle of pills into a glass of whiskey and just down it, and then you lie down somewhere and wonder what will happen to you.

On the Whiskey Tour, we got so drunk we almost let Mike take a Desperate Housewife, but then told him not to.

by Formina Sage July 24, 2010

desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

by ycnan si eman ym February 22, 2009

desperate

When you're extremely insecure, overweight and unnatractive. You can't get attention from women in real life because of your ugly looks so you go on myspace and online dating sites to try to get attention because you're so fat and hideous.

Vitale was so desperate for attention and sex starved from women he went on myspace and solicited underage girls. How desperate.

by jimne3 April 21, 2008