Brake nerve

When someone is braking while driving for what looks like for no reason, we can only attribute this as a side effect of picking their nose so hard and deep that they hit their "brake nerve".

"What's this fucker doing? He must have hit his brake nerve."

by Returnofthelivingshelly September 9, 2016

optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

raw nerve

To "touch," "hit," "strike" a raw nerve - to upset someone by reminding him or her of a subject about which he or she has strong feelings.

1) Alex's mom recently died of lung cancer, so his sister hit a raw nerve by telling him that she had begun smoking.

2) Pam struck a raw nerve in Nick when she told him an anti-Semitic joke. Unbeknownst to Pam, Nick's grandmother died in the Holocaust.

3) Fat jokes touch a raw nerve in Samantha, who used to get made fun of in school for being overweight.

by na na na na na November 4, 2011

nervous nellie

a timid or worrisome person

A: omg! I'm gonna fall and DIE!
B: Look, nervous nellie, you are just 6 inches off the ground.

by Brizo July 29, 2007

quasi-intelligencia-nervosa

some-one who thinks that they are super intellectual and who actually goes around telling people (that they are just that) when in fact they are basically just insecure, neurotic and self-obsessed.

Man I know your sister went to Uni and everything but why's she have to be so "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

Is that what I'm going to become if I go to Sydney Uni......a "quasi-intelligencia-nervosa" ?

by Paleo Boy December 26, 2009

nervous dump

A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right before a first date, job interview, much-anticipated oral presentation, court date, first day of school, first day of work, committing any crime, or even looking at porn. This type of poop is most easily identified by the fact that food does not trigger it. Nervous dumps are usually slimy, sloppy, and usually linked to dingleberries, because they take many wipes are difficult to fully clean.

Example 1
Gunther: I have a problem.
Dennis: You have dingleberries again?
Gunther: Yeah, I had a nervous dump right before my date with Susie Snowflake.

Example 2
Beauregard: Damn. I had a limited time to masturbate before my roommate came home, but while I looked for internet porn I had to take a nervous dump.

by Zack H. (pro TDer) January 27, 2006

Nervous Coke

while at a fast food restaurant you always get asked what drink you would like with your meal. Nervous Coke, is when you are asked this question, hesitate, and say 'Coke!' in panic

''what drink would you like with you meal?''

''erm...erm...Coke!''

''i didn't want Coke, now i have Nervous Coke''

by memphis&53rd November 30, 2009