Negletentative

A word used to annoy smart people with disco fro's

Jake your a negletentative cow

by moo62 September 10, 2010

Negletarian

A person who hates the thought of killing an animal for food, but can't wait to order the prime rib.

Dude, I can't watch this hunting show, I'm a negletarian.

by Bluemonkey August 11, 2014

neglected erection

When a girl (or guy) gives you blue balls

Bro I was with a girl last night and I ended up with a neglected erection

by Dwide schrude July 12, 2017

Neglope

When you're fast pacing towards your destination so as to beat the other persons right behind you but somehow. Yet somehow they still arrive before you.

The word originated from the word envelope, enclosed and slope all jumbled up on March 13th 2019 as PewDiePie was just about under T-Series in subs.

We walked as fast as we could but those plebs still managed to neglope us.

The teacher somehow managed to neglope us, I swear he was a few blocks away from class.

I'm gonna neglope your ass and be all smug towards you in class coz you a slower ass motherfucker

by ConradeEmmiPanamaLabour2016 March 20, 2019

neglectniques

Techniques used in child rearing to neglect the child while making them think you are interacting with them.

Woman: My child is so needy, he never sleeps without me holding him!
Husband: Here let me teach you some new neglectniques.

by THEREALPERIOD January 9, 2021

never neglect the balls

Whilst giving a blowjob / hand job, one should NEVER neglect the balls. Neglecting the balls can be very dissatisfying for a male.

Man 1: "Man, she was the worst blowjob I've ever had"

Man 2: "Why's that?"

Man 1: "She neglected the balls dude..."

Man 2: "OOOOO, I feel for you brother. Never neglect the balls"

by SevenDwarfs434 January 15, 2014

fitness neglection program

Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"

Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."

by cocoababy November 15, 2014