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Neckbeard Hitler

THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
by captain stiffy February 5, 2019
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Neckbeard Hitler

1. Male feminist, typically one who is disconnected from all semblances of a social life. Has not encountered woman since he dropped in year 8 to be a professional COD gamer and anime critic.

2. The stage name of an up and coming rap artist, who is set to debut late 2019 with his album, Genocide the Furries.
Person: My brother is such a weeb. He thinks that all men who aren't nice guys should be gassed and that he should be able to legally marry his waifu.

Person 2: Really? What a neckbeard Hitler.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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neckbeard bait

licensing and publishing software in such a way that it will attract Free Software Foundation types, who will make your life difficult. A good example of this is included GPL code in a repository that hosts mainly non-GPL code
You'll never get your extension into PECL if it's GPLed—too much neckbeard bait.
by s s s s December 10, 2010
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neckbeard feminism

The stupid misconceived idea of feminism that neckbeards have. It's based on a combination of petulant neckbeard imagination and crazy fringe stuff found in the most obscure corners of tumblr and twitter written by angry femcels who are pretty much female neckbeards and don't represent what feminism actually is. The kind of stuff that no one would see unless they are a basement dweller who spends way too much time on the internet and lacks the real-life experience to see that it's so crazy most people wouldn't even think of it.

In a nutshell, it's the idea that feminism is about female supremacy, is pro-misandry, doesn't concern itself with issues affecting men, tells women they have to be promiscuous (rather than saying they shouldn't be shamed for doing it if they want to), is anti-family, and is ultimately to blame for the existence of incels.

According to neckbeards, the sane, commonly-understood version of feminism is just a lie to further a female supremacist movement.
Neckbeard: Feminists are all about female supremacy! They don't care about issues affecting men!

Sane person: That's neckbeard feminism. Feminists care about male issues, you just cry about how they hate men when they point out ways men mistreat one another because of harmful ideas of masculinity.
by Sleeping Willow March 19, 2022
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Neckbeard screenshot

The act of blowing your load all over your phone’s screen after getting off to Japanese tentacle hentai.
Zito had a neckbeard screenshot last night after a long day of being horrible at his job.
by Yacomistemipito May 12, 2023
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Basement Dwelling Neckbeard

Someone with severely neglected hygiene that lives in front of a computer in their parents' basement and subsists off of ramen noodles, mountain dew, and bizarre fetish porn until they die, lonely and celibate.
If you know what 7chan is, you are quite likely a basement dwelling neckbeard.
by Poopqueef February 17, 2010
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Female Neckbeard

The term 'neckbeard' goes beyond any gender. You may see the average female neckbeard with scraggly long hair to her butt. The hair will be dull and dead from never bathing it, or from frequently dying it. She will have greesy, 2 month overdue roots. She doesn't wear makeup and has a superiority complex about it. Cheap corsets, anime t-shirts, batman merch, and outdated jeans that drag on the ground. Probably has an infected looking eyebrow or lip piercing. Wants a guy who looks like Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston but complains that men are so shallow and only like those fake pretty girls; why can't they just see her for her personality. Social Justice Warrior. Usually wears the stupid jackie-cadet hats that everyone hates from 2002.

Laughes at jokes that only 4th graders would like.
"God, is there a word for a female neckbeard? Because thats what Brittany is."
"I know, she smells like cheese and low tide. I wish she would bathe."
by Kaylathewathful January 4, 2017
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