nasal problem

A cocaine addiction. A problem with not being able to keep snorting cocaine up your nasal cavity.

He helped us out getting stuff done, all we had to do was help him with his nasal problem.

by jimlikesthesweetcorn October 13, 2017

Nasal Blasting

The act of closing ones lips around another persons nose and forcefully blowing air into their nasal passages. Somewhat like blowing someone's nose for them, only in the wrong direction.

"I nasal blasted Kate so hard the other day."

"Why would you do that?"

"I was mad at her and she was congested, you should have heard the noise it made. I love nasal blasting her."

by NBlaster86 November 13, 2011

nasatol

A disease that sadly many women suffer from, where they have NO-ASS-AT-ALL.

Pronounced: nasatall

"that bitch has nasatol"
whats nasatole?
"NO-ASS-AT-ALL"

by Vanilla Face January 30, 2008

NASA - Ass

When you have explosive diarrhea that is so bad that it virtually or literally lifts you off the toilet seat (like a NASA rocket).

"Don't go in that stall, Leroy just had NASA - Ass in there!"

by JamBro November 12, 2005

nasal

slang for cocaine or coke

Donnie: Ayo dawg, the bitch that I was wit last night was wylinnnn bro she loved doing nasal.
Mikey: I mean, hey, the coke fiends are always the best in bed.

by fairyfaggot February 28, 2021

accidental nasal puncture

A highly common but regularly unreported injury resulting from the idiotic practice of attempting to cut your protruding nasal hairs with a regular pair of scissors while driving.

While driving to work I glimpsed the horrific cluster of abnormally dark hairs glaring back at me from my rear view mirror and panicked which led to the accidental nasal puncture which I sought to nurse myself as I considered the depth of humiliation I’d experience explaining it to the urgent care staff.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2019

work related nasal challenge

When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."

Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.

by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005