NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person
Someone who is regularly fit, but has the athletic ability of a llama.

Hey, its fucking narp fest over here.

by Suck Me Sideways February 23, 2015

pepper narp

One who video chats/sexting with other people girlfriend on the app pepper.

I caught Marcus sexting my girlfriend, he's such a Pepper Narp!

by Johnny Quahog November 8, 2019

NARP

National Association of Railroad Passengers

NARP members are eligible to ride a lot of Amtrak trains.

by meowhax May 8, 2018

narp chat

Any chat group that has significant traffic between 11 pm and 5 am.

I had to switch my phone to do not disturb mode because my narp chat was going off in the middle of the night.

by Hi,mynameisBoB March 5, 2017

NARP

Not A Real Porsche

>No NARPing in the thread please
>Shut poor fag your 944 is not a real porsche

by core city pipeworker October 13, 2021

NARP

Acronym for Non Artistic Regular Person

A derogatory term for person who is bland, has no creativity, and has little to no personality.

• Has very basic tastes and interests.

•Will sometimes ridicule others for appearing or behaving different than how they do.

Ex 1:

person 1: "He told me to tone down my look!"

person 2: "What a NARP!"

Ex 2:
"Let's bounce! This party is full of NARPs!"

by Deadlyflower July 22, 2021

Narp

Slang for "Dirty Asian".

"That damn narp at the laundromat cheated me out of 10 cents".

by Chick-with-Dicks.com April 18, 2018