nard

Short form for someone is a nerd who acts like retard and is a complete loser has no brains. Totally in between a nerd and a retard.
A wanna be popular person but is too anal to achieve anything but a picking on someone that is geeky to them.
Which is them.
Someone that comes to you drunk after he/she has hit on you mate.

Nard-Hey dude just came by to see if your girlfriends home?
You-What??? Are you fucking Nard??? I should kick the fucking shit out of you...
Nard-Just asking...

by Baby Dawn April 17, 2009

Nards

Another word for chicks/fem/ladies.

"Hey look at that nard over there"

"Mate i'm gunna get so many nards tonight!"

by Nard1994 May 17, 2012

Nard

Nard is more commonly know as a hard shit. So hard that it can cause bleeding to the anus and crack the shitter bowl.

Joe says- Dam Billie, I just took the biggest nard in your grandmas Shithouse.

Billie says- Dank Cunt, my poor grandma gonna be sniffen hard shit and anal blood for weeks.

by Butholemaster69 March 14, 2019

Nard

A person who acts like a nerd, but is in reality dumb.

The nard always talks about science, but he has a C in his class.

by Lizardman88 June 13, 2020

Nard

not quite a nerd, a wannabe nerd

people who tend to play video games a lot

by Ben Dover September 08, 2003

nard

A leet term coming from games like world of warcraft.

A nard is a noob and a tard combined.

"wow you really suck, you nard."

by fatalia of uldum October 07, 2009

Nard

A. To carry your team on your back
B. To completely destroy some by shitting on their face
C. Weaving in and out of massive moving crowds
D. What ever floats your boat
E. To hit some one with a hot chocolate mug

A. Nard dog ran train
B. I just narded that bitch
C. We narded hardcore after the Penn State game
D. Using nard as a verb, noun, or adjective in any situation
E. He narded that bitch to death

by thenardmaster October 31, 2010