Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.

It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?

by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013

Nipple Strangler

A person who gets satisfaction out of repeated attempts to physically hurt another persons nipple(s).

Nipple Stranglers have extremely deceptive ways and should be feared at all costs.

by LoyalEmployee October 9, 2019

napoleon lesbian

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.

Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."

by nataliewins March 2, 2021

Riches Nipple

(Pro-nounced as Rich-e's)

A nipple, that when squeezed, discharges a puss like substance.

In Thailand, they believe the discharge is rich in vitamin E, hence the name being Rich-e's Nipple.

Bill: "Jared!"
Jared: "Wurt? Wurt the hell do you want this time Bill?"
Bill: "That guy with his top off has totally got a Riches Nipple!"
Jared: "Dude. That's not a Riches Nipple. He's not even squeezing it. Just means the dude don't bath."

by B.Llewellyn March 31, 2010

Napolean Bonerpart

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

by brad1368 September 1, 2010

nipplely

Being so cold that your nipples become hard enough for everyone within a 20 mile radius to see them.

"Are you turned on or something? It's cold outside, but it's not that nipplely."

by suckonmyteat April 30, 2008

nipple glide

A maneuver mastered by strippers where a single bosom is placed in such proximity that only the nipple is touching or gliding across one's face.

A sexually intimate act where a woman rubs or glides her nipple across one's anatomy, usually one's face.

"That stripper performed the most graceful nipple glide, I had to get another lap dance."

"It tickles when my girlfriend does the nipple glide across my nose."

by hinduhardaway June 10, 2008