n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.
Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.
by Annieger September 20, 2012
by GoMango99 March 24, 2023
by Uh.kenzyee November 09, 2020
When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the
conference room today, I couldn't help but
glue my eyelids open.
Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was
practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
conference room today, I couldn't help but
glue my eyelids open.
Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was
practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
by Avon93 August 09, 2019
by iggyvanzant October 21, 2007
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When someone likes to nap anywhere, at anytime. Someone you see taking a cheeky little filthy nap whenever they can.
by Cheese Hunter May 26, 2010