Oh, man...I would rather feed myself my own nuts than watch this asswipe movie again. Overrated just doesn't cut it. I can picture the making of the idea. The director wiped his ass and wanted to check if there was corn on the toilet paper. Upon looking at his shit, he got inspired and decided to re-create it in movie form. I seriously don't get it, the movie is so dull, it's like watching a bunch of brain-dead morons counting dust particles. Fuck, man, I would rather have my head lopped off and eaten by wild boars than watch this lame puddle of piss again. It's border-line disturbing, follwing the life some asshat liar that draws shitty pictures, trying to help his friend win a virtually pointless school election that, unlike a million other movies, symbolizes that the little guy can top the big guy (not realizing that the only reason people don't vote for him is because he's got shit ideas, just like this whole fucking movie). But that's not it! If you still have all your brain cells or if you're not suffering a lame-induced seizure yet, stay tuned to see Mr. Dy-na-mite deal with his embarassing uncle and nerdy brother! WOW! What a crock of pig-shit. I had more fun dislocating my shoulder. Seriously, that's all that happens. Then there's some stupid catch phrases like "Gosh" and "Heck, yeah!" that HAVE ONLY BEEN USED SINCE FUCKING FOREVER and are now considered the wittiest thing in the world, regardless of the fact that they have been pulled out of a seven year old's ass. Seriously, it's unoriginal and JUST PLAIN...AUGH! I seriosuly don't think that I can ever find a word that is even relatively close to how shit this movie is. There is no wit or some thought-provoking, hidden symbolism, so don't bother looking. What you see is literally what you see: a bunch of dumbass idiots doing nothing but wasting your time with pointless shit that had miraculously passed off as humour. My...God. It hurts me to even use that word in association with this atrocity. Well, either that or it's hidden REALLY, REALLY well. I highly doubt it, though, seeing how this movie is connected with MTV. As for the low budget thing, why would someone spend money on this shit when they couldn't even spend any creativity on it? But the icing on the cake is all the impressionable idiot sheep that jerk off to every word uttered from that retard Napoleon's mouth and that try to fit as many of his dip-shit catch phrases in a single sentance as possible. This movie is just plain ass.
Hey, I'm Napoleon Dynamite and I yell at llamas because I'm a dumb-shit idiot that has the impeccable talent of recognizing different substances in milk! HAHAHA! Hilarious!
by punchline February 28, 2005
by Bodacious Bob February 11, 2005
This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.)
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.
The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.
Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.
by Ryan February 06, 2005
Slow-paced pointless movie, yet somehow it is still a great laugh. This movie causes idiot(s) to come to urbandictionary.com and write a 5 paragraph definition of their opinion about how this movie is utterly horribly indescribably super gay. Get a life, if you dont like the movie go watch the little mermaid, and get a life while you are at it.
Person 1: Napoleon Dynamite is the GAYEST movie EVER!
Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid
Person 2: You are a fag go watch little mermaid
by Tony April 02, 2005
A film that nearly all of the young American populace considers funny. (Aside from me) It the comedy didn't do it for me. I'm a fan of Monty Python and the old SNL, but I just didn't find it funny. The constant quoting and mimicking of the mannerisms of the main character are so abundant that I have come near punching the next person that says flipping and gosh in the same sentence.
I hate Napoleon Dynamite.
by shafticus March 08, 2005
by villevaloisbeautiful March 03, 2005
Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh!" and "idiot!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie.
Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!
Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!
Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey! Guess what I got? The Napoleon Dynamite DVD with 12 hours of extra footage of him saying "IDIOT!"!!! Wh....what are you doing with that steak knife? Wait! NO! AUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kevin the almighty March 25, 2005