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Daddy Nanny

A beautiful woman who does a similar job to au pair or nanny, except her focus is the man of the house instead of the children. Normally, the wife is involved in hiring a Daddy Nanny and is aware of all aspects of the job.

A Daddy Nanny has the wit, charmm and intelligence of Mary Poppins and the body, energy, and sensuality of a hot stripper.

Daddy Nannies are special housekeepers who cook and clean naked except for very high heels and then fuck the man of the house so good that he forgets about his wife, his kids, his girlfriend.
Many Movie Stars, Rappers, and top CEOS have had been rumored to have had an extremely hot, full-time, live-in Daddy Nanny.
by Jack The Man February 1, 2009
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nanny goat

A person who acts elderly and likes to ruin the fun for everyone else.
Amanda is always acting like a nanny goat never wants to go out and have fun anymore
by Sunny1218 March 8, 2013
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nanny state

Any nation that has the government "holding the hand" of its citizens by levying lots of taxes, having trade protection, and having many economic regulations. It is used very pejoratively by people that believe in freer markets, private institutions, and tax cuts.
Person A: I advocate for socialized health care. It will benefit us all.
Person B: Nah man, I don't want the U.S. to become a nanny state!
by Mattanonymous January 11, 2009
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Nanny-Gran

When one set of cousins call their grandmother nanny and the other gran, a compromise is made by combining the 2 words to form “Nanny-Gran”
Nanny-Gran is coming over to see us later
by Jenny Taylor December 4, 2021
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Hoe-nanny

Matriarch of prostitutes. Often used as an insult. Implies that the person be insulted is an experienced hoe-bag.
Man chill out, stop being such a Hoe-nanny
by Xelarick August 18, 2010
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Dick Nanny

One who lives at a residence and whose sole duty is to pleasure an entire household sexual, free from emotional constraints.
Bryan: "Who is that girl that lives in your house and is blowing you and all of your room mates?"

Toby: "That's Kate, the dick nanny."

Frat Guy 1: "Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

Frat Guy 2: "Naw, she lives at Kevin's and is a total dick nanny."
by JATS June 2, 2016
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swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.
-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."
by Chris April 21, 2005
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