You such a Nani
by Nani’s baby daddy October 19, 2017
by AkinaLove April 18, 2018
A Japanese word meaning’what?!’. Used in a movie by ‘owae mo mu shindero’ then NANI?! then eyes laser sound and at last something nuclear explosion...
by Jasondepro November 16, 2018
The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
by zeroloveforanyofyou November 7, 2017
An unsolvable scenario where the question is “IF *JOSEPH JOESTAR* TELLS *KENSHIRO* THAT HIS NEXT WORDS WILL BE *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU* AND HE SAYS IT WHO WILL SAY NANI?”
by Sooperdooper14 August 20, 2018
A nani weld occurs when vaginal secretions cause two or more objects to stick together (e.g., fingers). Nani welds vary greatly in severity. Nani welds affecting fingers, for example, are typically very minor. However, oral sex immediately followed by a long sleep can produce extreme nani welds that will stick a person’s lips together and seal the mouth shut. This creates a potentially dangerous situation for mouth breathers. Fortunately nani welds are water soluble.
I ate Shirley’s pussy for hours last night and when I woke up this morning I couldn’t open my mouth. It was a full-on nani weld.
by Kenny Canstacker January 15, 2011