You love your woman and she adores the way you use your tongue but she refuses to shave her bush. You're sore from bush wacking through her Brillo pad. So you apply a salve of agent orange to her secret garden with a mouthful of Nair. Once deforrested, she wakes up shocked to find that her Amazon had been converted to a manicured golf course. Now you can deliver your tongue to the new address.
She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 11, 2024
A straight-up G. This man is absolutely awesome. Any negativity presented in this mans presence turns into smoke. He is the next andrew tate and the second coming of jesus himself
That guy's name is Vivek Nair! He should be praised.
by HaloPees May 30, 2023
Person A: Who is the richest person on the planet?
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
by ManMan36 June 09, 2016
Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
by Marky Nair November 04, 2022
'Ugh- Gary from IT is such a nair, he always forgets to replace the milk in the fridge after he's finished it'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
by Sexy Munchkin on MDMA August 03, 2024
After prarie dogging before you take a massive shit, the turd finally slides out of your rectum hole silky smooth.
by Peter Parker November 17, 2016
by Bassnest December 02, 2021