Nair/ Someone that doesn’t respond to normal behaviour or doesn’t understand how to fit in. Often mistaken for being disabled
“Look at that bloke drinking waters on the dance floor, What a Nair!”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
“Kyles not coming for beers, I think he has gone Nair”
by Marky Nair November 4, 2022
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'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
'I hate taking out the rubbish in the evening, it's such a nair'
by Sexy Munchkin on MDMA August 3, 2024
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by Peter Parker November 17, 2016
Get the nair turtle mug.Infinite-naire/Infininaire: 1. A person so wealthy rich that they can never run out of money. 2. An uncountable amount of money. 3. So rich that it's impossible to believe.
I'm so rich that I'm infininaire or Infinite-naire. I have unlimited money. I'm so rich that I can never run out of money. I'm infinite rich. Do you understand? My wealth is infininaire/infinite-naire.
by DragonPrincess June 21, 2025
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She: I couldn't talk after the way you navigated my jungle.
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
He: It was hairy, Babe. I had to nair mail it before the bush came down and I found El Dorado
by HOSESLANGER June 10, 2024
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Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
Person B.: Why Billy O. Naire of course.
Person C: Actually, Bill Gates
by ManMan36 June 9, 2016
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Jessie was freaking out about the bumps around her vagina, turns out she just had some nair-itation.
"We were going to hook up but she has sensitive skin and her nair-itation was so bad, we had to stop."
"We were going to hook up but she has sensitive skin and her nair-itation was so bad, we had to stop."
by tyu741 December 17, 2013
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