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Definition: Nasty Ass Bastard

Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.
"See that guy at the bar wearing an NAB shirt - I'm gonna go shake his hand."
NAB by Hairy Balzagna September 2, 2022
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You're such a NAB... Stop being a NAB... A NAB does that...
NAB by H'RS September 5, 2022
An absolute Bad B, top tier girl who is the girl of your dreams. shes wide, large, big, shiny, greasy, and could be found in a zoo.
necro: hey man, i love nab
susboy: ofc you love nab
Nab by OnlyFullFax February 20, 2024

Nab n' Jab 

To pickup a chick hella easily and sport fuck her.
Yeah bro, I didn't know that was your Mom she was hella down for the nab n' jab.
Nab n' Jab by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Nab Jones 

Better slow down man, Nab Jones is parked on that side street.
Nab Jones by Woody Thomas July 24, 2008

Nab that biscuit 

Similar to "shake that bear," it means to engage in some sort of sexual activity that is up to the listener's and speaker's interpretation.

To say you "nabbed that biscuit" implies that you got what you were looking for, e.g. pussy.

It can also be used as a powerful statement of encouragement equivalent to "man up" or "get it, get it."
Guy 1: Yo bro, what'd you and that slampiece end up doing last night?
Guy 2: Boy you know I nabbed that biscuit.

or

Guy 1: Stop being such a fucking pillowbiter and nab that biscuit!
Nab that biscuit by Cubonebone February 7, 2010