When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.
by Andrew May 1, 2004

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

a very attractive young male located near scizzor sisters. Also known as pussy magnet. Very attractive
Paul 1:”My son’s a brilliant player on and off the pitch.
Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”
Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”
by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.
“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”
“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”
“Look over there, it’s my son!’
by Misghelli September 19, 2023

by Sparklemeywr November 11, 2020

The phenomenon where parents who, despite initially stating their hypothetical acceptance in the case their children are LGBTQ, immediately reject their children based on their identity.
Mother (in 2010) to her 14 year old son: "I'll accept you for who you are!"
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.
That same son (in 2013): "Mom, I'm gay."
Mother (in 2013): "Get the fuck out of my house."
This is a textbook example of Not in my Son Syndrome occuring.
by acandletimer September 8, 2022

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023
