mustabio

a mental or retarded person who is very strong or powerful

your brain functions like a mustabio

by MUSTABIOPLAYS May 29, 2018

Metabojism

The metabolic ability of a female (or raging tail gunner) to process nature's yoghurt i.e. a teaspoon of sperm cider

Beatrice: 'Jessica, darling you look absolutely divine- you must tell me your diet secret'
Jessica: 'Well Beatrice, I guess I was just thankfully born with a stupendous metabojism as I manage to stay wafer-thin despite smoking more Poles than Hitler did in all of Word War II'

by Anonymous submissions July 23, 2018

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

by Brint October 29, 2005

Mutah

1. A type of temporary marriage which is often used for legal sex
2. The only halal thing that Shias get high off of

bro 1: Damn bro, I just had mutah with the sexiest ass chick last night.
bro 2: sick nigga, hook me up, i need some mutah too yo

brother in islam: hey girl wanna hook up for mutah? qabiltu qabiltu
sister in islam: shut the farooq up perv *slaps with roti*

by MutahMan October 4, 2010

metabolism

A word that fat people do not understand. They use it as a scape goat for their fat asses instead of admitting to their own laziness.

"It's hard for me to lose weight. I have a slow metabolism."

by Koondogg Saints July 13, 2004

MUNTAB

Acronym to convey fictional numbers to senior management - Made Up Numbers To Avoid Bollocking

Can I have your forecast for this weeks call?

Ehhhh £2.4million (which is made up of course, Plucked from the sky i.e MUNTAB)

by GraemeP June 30, 2007

Mugabefy

The art of making something of significant value near-worthless in a very short amount of time.

Mate, that kid's gonna completely mugabefy his ride if he puts that stupid-ass spoiler on the back

by elloello1212 June 4, 2010