marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of

the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it

by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021

murpit

a small, compact dude

that guy over there is a murpit

by yourmom2007 January 19, 2022

The Marmite Theory

The theory that if a girl likes marmite, she swallow after giving a blow job, and if she doesn't like marmite she'll spit.

'So I was getting head from Mary last night, but she doesn't like marmite so the end was a real buzz kill. Damn the marmite theory!'

by Joeh! January 3, 2013

MARMITE HIGHWAY

Used to describe the anal passage in gay or anal sex. Refers to the yeast extract spread which when smudged on a surface can resemble a smear of poo

'John travels the marmite highway'

by NOTHUMBS September 19, 2008

marmite

Insignificantly better than Vegemite, but still better.

Marmite was all I used to eat when I was a youngin'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 16, 2003

marmite

Highly concentrated bodily fluid found between the cheeks of your arse. Collected by duvet goblins in the night and stored in jars and sold internationally as 'the growing up spread'. My mum made me eat it.

The slack trousered plumber bent hard over to shut the stop cock and the room was filled with the pungent aroma of his marmite.

by Wanus Fool the First October 14, 2003

marmite

clearly defied in ealier postings...

However it must be added that as an alternative to the traditional recipie:

1 part bread (cooked till golden Brown)
1 part butter (spread quickly so as to melt nicely)
1 part Marmite (spread to taste)


is the slightly more refinded:

1 part Jacobs water cracker
1 part Marmite
garnished with thinly sliced cucumber

Try it... heavenly...

- Would you like some Marmite and cucumber on crackers?
- Fuck yeah! Christmas has come early!

by KazzieP May 22, 2005