The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.

He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.

by Senior Ha June 16, 2011

Murdoching

The act of not ever being at work.

Saying that you're going to FedEx and never coming back to work.

The act of "teleworking" but not actually doing any work.

Lara left the office and Murdoched rest of the day.

I will be Murdoching rest of this month.

by Betty Humter March 20, 2023

Murdoch Monday

The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).

Just another Murdoch Monday

by brad455 August 14, 2022

Uncle Murdoch

A derogatory term for a person of colour who makes attempts to sell out their own culture for a Fox News gig

Hes such an Uncle Tom and sells out his culture

No he doesnt kiss the White Mans ass he just kisses Rupert Murdochs ass for TV gig

Hes an Uncle Murdoch

by JasonHammer September 10, 2022

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

An Avatar of Murdoch

A mentally deranged person acting as a mouth piece for Rupert Murdoch and sons using a strange compound of ignorance and ferocity, of deceit and weakness; without regard to that hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman."

An Avatar of Murdoch is getting The American People ready for a poverty based round of mass incarcerations, based on a handful of outrageous crimes.

by Nick legit August 26, 2025

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025