Merched

Running out of ammo during an Uber while playing as a Heavy, in the game"Team Fortress 2".
Past tense of, "Merching"

Originally named after a Heavy that frequents No-Heroes servers, under the name "Merchant", who almost always runs out of ammo at the worst possible times.

"Oh shit, Tony just merched and lost the objective"

by PerfectPerception October 13, 2013

murph, murphed, murphing

to stand some one up, miss an appointment, not show, leave em hangin

He was supposed to meet us at the bar but we got murphed.

by V. Abeyta April 17, 2003

munched up

To eat ones fill

"I wanna go to the canteen and get proper munched up, I'm fuckin starvin!"

by Yacob February 7, 2003

Merched It

That fool threw a brick at my whip and he merched that shit on GD

Dis BDK I raised up my blick and emptied the damn clip hit that fool all up in his shit. That’s the last thing he ever did was merched it and threw it at my whip.

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021

mulched

The highest level of intoxication, when you are so drunk that you pass out in some mulch or the garden.

Dude I was mulched last night

by MgKiwi July 27, 2010

mulched

extremely intoxicated

I got mulched and pissed on 35w this weekend.

by Ustwest November 3, 2003

Murphed

Strangely akin to 'morphed' in that the most regular and mild-mannered individual can, in the space of a few hours, turn into a rabid, dribbling fiend, screaming obscenities willy-nilly, controlled by the strings of Arthur Guinness. The act of spending an evening in the company of Vince Murphy of Rathmines. Yeehaw.

"Mattress was locked the other night, man."
"Yeh, he was completely fragonned and controlled by strings."
"Exceedingly Murphed. Oh no, he's coming over..."
"Can ye not do that somewhere else..?"

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004