muppeteer

A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet

I am/You are the muppeteer.

by rtm December 28, 2005

muppet

See arsenal supporter.

Shut up, you southern muppet.

by Tajiri February 1, 2005

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011

muppet

A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more

What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!

by Tara Kustrin October 4, 2006

muppet

A useless person, akin to a puppet, but where you can stick your hand up their ass and control their mouth.

The latest political leader is a muppet, he was installed there to do the bidding of his political party, and be their mouthpiece.

by Gonso October 2, 2017

Muppet

A stupid or foolish person or someone who had no brain

Hey do you know the answer?
No

YOUR A MUPPET

by Good definition November 4, 2021

Muppet

The most polite way of calling a girl or guy a DICKHEAD !

: aye vro what's wrong with your aunt

me: nah don't mind her, she's a muppet

by ericcjnr June 26, 2022