Munchkin

When someone is giving violent head (No tongue, all teeth) whilst the recipient is taking a massive shit.

Eric: Yo dude! My girl decided to give me a munchkin while I was taking the largest shit. Now my dick is all chewed up lol.

by Voidkasu March 7, 2025

Munchkin Crunchkin

The sex position in which she curls up into a ball, and is procedurally fucked in the ass while she tickles or lickles your balls.

Jim: Wanna do a Munchkin Crunchkin?
Pecanna: let's do some more cocaine and then we'll see.

by DingusDan1028 February 28, 2019

Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.

Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.

All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.

by Robin L. June 3, 2010

Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.

When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.

by Not Hicks April 17, 2010

munchkin war

the act of pellting dunkin donut munchkins at one another.

"dude i got mad welts from munchkin war last night"- Tommy


"dont throw the powdered... so Ill throw a glazed"

by roadkill + donz October 20, 2008

munchkin head

Term of endearment that one can call a small person. Not a little person just someone that stopped growing early!!! Used primarily for tall guys to their short girlfriends!

oh you're such a little munchkin head!!!

by Tinkerbelle April 20, 2006