mooge muffins

When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.

Girl: What happened to me last night? Why do I have mooge muffins?

Roommate: Weeeeeeeell...

mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013

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Muffinbutton

A button that when pushed produces a muffin without any real purpose. The button to the left of the red one and right of the blue one.

Hey, Goku, where'd you get that muffin?

Muffinbutton.

But, I, I didn't install a muffinbutton.

Then... where'd I get this muffin?

Muffinbutton by elemenda October 15, 2011

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free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"

From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.

free-muffin by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015

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Spicy Muffin

A term used by males to describe attractive females. Often used in the presence of said female or other women to avoid sounding like a chauvinistic pig.

Spicy muffin 12 O'clock

Spicy Muffin by monreothebeast November 22, 2010