by Chakita Banana May 18, 2004
The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. ANYTHING. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.
Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...
by GFantasy October 06, 2009
the word you use as an insult when you cant say fag muffin (also an insult) because of the people around you(i.e. a gay person or a teacher/adult)
*both standing in a classroom full of people and teachers*
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
by beckaisawesome February 17, 2009
"dude i have been spiting game wit kelsey and i think im gonna get some tonight"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
"No your not she is such a muffin!"
by D-crunkk$undisputed August 02, 2009
1 Another word for a chick's pussy.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
1 Person 1: MMM! I'd like to "butter" that muffin!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
by ..::juggalette::ettelagguj::.. February 25, 2005
When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.
by benbaggg May 13, 2008