Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.

Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.

by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018

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Mudboggin

When you and your partner both take a laxative and then you have anal sex and you both try to finish before one of you shit yourself

I tried mudboggin with chad last night and I just couldn’t hold it in.

by Mrchubby sir December 11, 2019

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mudbudthestud390

mudbudthestud390s are lovely human beings willingly offering to do anything. They oftenly appear in the night, talking to a Kursuri/Julian. You can find these nerdy rejects in sports games, leagues & clans. These species are found roaming around certain people. Shane, Pilotzs, Clxver, Julian, qt Clan, Sinaa, Kursuri, Aupker, Lazo, Voxanz, Lexii, Dowinic, Maddy, Sniper, Maiya, Rosie, C1our, Dylan, Trzzrs & Cris. Monsters known as muddyisaqt is the alter-ego of a mudbudthestud390.

Hey guys look! It's that one guy from qt Clan known as mudbudthestud390!!

by khvaxo July 8, 2022

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