marte

jeeeesus marte's amazing. she's super easy to talk to and i trust her :). shes so freaking oretty and smart and im jealous hahah. shes also really sporty which is cool ig. all the teachers love her and shes rlly good to have in class bc she brights up the room and stuff. idk, i like marte (as a friend) and i dont want her to leaveeeeee 😢😢

hi marte, ur welcome heheh

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Wal Mart Shuffle

The art of looking busy while avoiding any real work or contact with management. Employees practicing the shuffle are often seen straightening merchandise, walking displaced items back to their respective department, hiding in plain sight by roaming the store, or taking frequent bathroom breaks.

Man, I got the flu but this bitch manager won't let me go home. Guess I'll do the Wal Mart Shuffle for the rest of the shift.

by AgentX23 March 2, 2009

Quick Marta

Make someone fall in love with you, then proceed to leave to another country once you have their heart.

*Brian* Max are you gonna go out with your girlfriend tonight?
*Max* *Crying* No! She pulled a quick Marta! She’s gone *More sobbing*

by TheeRealMarjorie January 24, 2018

Ridin the MARTA bus

1. Utilizing the public transit system in Atlanta, GA.

2. Drawlin, trippin, outta pocket; generally being a bitch or an asshole

1. Young woman of ill repute: "Can i get a ride wit you?"

Atl hustla: "Bitch you do not ride wit me; bitch you ride the MARTA bus!

2. Young philly teen#1: "Ms Lee has really been ridin the MARTA bus lately.

Teen #2: "Lately?! She rides the Marta bus hard as shit all the TIME!"

by dirtsprobly January 12, 2010

Martelling

1. The act of telling on someone else to throw the blame off of yourself.
2. Telling on someone else when you get caught to make what you did seem not as bad.

1. Did you see Walter martelling on Henry, he totally threw him under the bus to save himself.
2. I know I cheated on you, but you know Bruce cheated on Megan every weekend.

by Therealfarley September 30, 2020

Wal-Mart high

The feeling of euphoria you experience when visiting any Wal-Mart in America. No matter how bad things in your life may be going, you immediately feel so much better when comparing yourself to all the losers in the store.

While picking up some bread, clothes, and a car battery at Wal-Mart, I think to myself, "I'm so depressed. My girlfriend just dumped me for my best friend and my company is laying me off as they downsize. My car also needs a new transmission, the roof on my house is leaking, and my computer got a virus that wiped out the hard drive. But you know what? I'm getting a Wal-Mart high now because at least I'm not that guy." (pointing to the 75 pound weasel-faced man with only three teeth in the beer aisle with an unwashed, thin comb-over, wearing a flannel shirt and smelling like BO, with his 500 pound wife sitting in a Rascal next to him wearing a flower-patterned moo moo, with equally unwashed hair, while they show completely no interest in controling their seven maniac children running all over the store)

by JaggedGDog June 7, 2007

Martha

she is pretty with a good fashion sense & also kind as hell, puts others before herself and is quite funny. she values her friends but often lets people hurt her. she is sensitive towards others aswell as just being a sensitive girl. she is unique but beautiful inside and out.

“i like that girl, she’s cool”

“her name is martha”

by bubbly_cupcake September 4, 2018