Mormonity

the state or condition of maladaptive thought processes resulting from indoctrination into the Mormon/LDS cult

Mark: So it was getting hot and heavy with me and Elizabeth when I noticed that she was wearing the least sexy underwear I have ever seen. That shit was granny panties on crack!

Tom: Yeah, dude. You didn't know she had been blinded by Mormonity? She's already promised herself to JC. The best you're gonna do is a hummer.

by your BDSM friend December 5, 2011

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

moronize

verb.

To make a moron out of a person or persons usually by pointing out their act of stupidity.

Synonymous to the net slangs "owned", "ownd", "pwnd", etc.

Past Tense moronized

The Yo Daddy's definition moronize "The act of makin someone (or something) a moron, one moron more on earth" ironically demonstrates moronizing a person due to the fact that the definition contains spelling mistakes, grammatical imperfection and lacks comprehensiveness.

The young adolescent tried to sound intelligent by fabricating facts online only to find himself victimized by other online peers who moronized him.

The fool awaits to be moronized for the obvious mistakes he carelessly made.

by Moronizing the world May 17, 2007

hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

by Trystane August 29, 2010

moronied

The word you use when "fucked" isn't enough to describe your drunken state. Most commonly used by people with the last name "Moroney" but can also be used by people with the last name "Johnston" "Whiteley" "Pearson" or "Lacey".
Main drinking source = Smirnoff or Coors Light

My sesh was brilliant, Dave got absolutely Moronied!

by MoroneyJunior June 8, 2018

Mormonism

Mormon - ism

The Ism of being Mormon

That’s mormonism

by Pepepeytob March 2, 2020

Memonize

The practice of using memes on social media to "prove" one's point and to belittle those who disagree with the point being made and/or to criticize public figures. Memonizing extends to the use of "news articles" which are more opinion than fact and that have click-bait titles, ones which are used to get people to open the article’s link and typically discover the article (usually an opinion piece, not a news story) often offers different information than the title implies.

That post memonizes the governor/president/reader.

by Running Philosopher May 13, 2020