Moose Knuckle

The Man Version of a Camel Toe.

Friend 1: "Dude! You can see Mike's package!"
Friend 2: "Those are some super tight pants..."
Friend 3: " Thats one ugly moose knuckle"

by AlmostAmanda July 10, 2009

moose knuckle

because the camel toe has an ugly sister.

"girrrrrrl, did you hear about latrisse?! she got one FAT ASS moose knuckle, foe real doe!" - shatawnya

by lolstopp July 27, 2009

Moose Knuckle

The unsightly bulge created in the crotchal area when a man's pants are far too tight.

The moose knuckle is particularly evident in middle-aged men in suit pants or Wranglers.

If your friend says something about someone having a mooseknuckle, don't judge them for looking at an older man's crotch. It's like a bad car accident. You don't want to see what happened, but you can't pull your eyes away.

Mr. Johnson's balls were irritated all yesterday because of the horrible moose knuckle his Wranglers created.

by katbermat April 22, 2007

MOOSE KNUCKLE

Opposite of cameltoe ie., mans package in tight jeans

John's proudly sporting his moose knuckle in those tight jeans.

by Doc October 17, 2003

Moose Knuckles

Camel toe for a really fat person

Damn dude! Look at those moose knuckles! uh-oh........here comes my lunch

by Dakota Anaya December 24, 2008

moose knuckles

How men in P&C Support Services try to attract one another.

To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

by Dave Sydor March 20, 2007

moose-knuckle

Bush's pathetic padded pelvic package at the aircraft carrier landing.

There were so many sox stuffed into his crotch that his moose-knuckle made it difficult for him to walk around it.

by Renee May 11, 2003