3:10 to Montezuma

When you are super tired and really just want to sleep but instead you end up making out with the person you are snuggling with.

Damn Stacy is such a slut! When we where sleeping over at her place all she did later on in the night was make out with Finn.

Please! Girlllll, it's more a matter of circumstance, Finn probably pulled the ol' 3:10 to montezuma on her

by shackahighstreet September 5, 2012

Montezuma's Revenge

The art of getting revenge on a girl for telling you she is pregnant, by consuming an abundant supply of ex-lax, coercing her to have sex with you, force her to toss your salad, and during the act exploding all over her face.

That whore told me I got her pregnant, so I was forced to pull a Montezuma's Revenge.

by Club 553 August 31, 2007

montecarlo double whip

a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.

So forth called the montecarlo double whip.

Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.

by rod6969696 June 21, 2008

edwin montealegre

My lover and friend. The one i love the most with all my heart. The guy that makes my life much happier and makes it better.The only one i like to spend my time with. MY lover who I love talkin with and puts a smile on my face everytime i talk with.

I love you so much babe with all my heart, I cant stop thinkin about you. I love you n I love you everyday and everynight.

by Diana Cid May 3, 2005

Montea!

The soul mate of someone who is Bagsexual, apart from Coint

A.K.A

money that is fresh and Makes bagsexuals drip out their pussies.

Siya Madyo: Yas!!! Montea! coint! I'm getting the Bagsexual life on!

Martin: Bag me up with the montea!

by SassyWhale March 26, 2019

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 3, 2016

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009