monorail

Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.

*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"

by melissa* April 2, 2008

monorailing

When you pin someone down, then run your Arse Crack along their nose.

This is works bet when you have just had a big arse S*it.

monorailing

by Warren6983 December 7, 2006

monorail

When two guys put the tips of their erect dicks together and one guy strokes both dicks like it is one large dick.

gay man sex is fun when you monorail

by 596A December 13, 2010

mongors

One of the coolest cats to ever roam the town.

"It's true, mongors rocks the house."

by marni October 4, 2003

Mondorus

Big, huge, large

A big bong rip, or Jake's penis is Mondorus

by Hookahh November 19, 2009

_monnomonky_1738

Monno...monky, Man.. no definition. He the slickest mexican on this bitch yall ready kno.. ladies heres ur dude. Dont settle for less

_Monnomonky_1738 is the slickest mexican.. and he still got that check back!

by Lorrrst1309pct March 13, 2017

Monorailed

When a guy lays his hard penis on his belly and his girl slides her dripping wet pussy on top and glides along it like the Monorail at Disneyland.

OMG...Kelly Monorailed me last night it felt like I was on a ride to the happiest place on earth

by Rupert Ventura May 7, 2018