Monkeyshag

Public sex, most likely in an area of forest/woods. The woman hangs on to branches like a monkey would do, whilst the male is stood up, and sexual activity is engaged in this position. Not for those who like their comfort, but adventurous all the same!

Me and my partner went to Sherwood Forest the other day and we had a monkeyshag!

by xkissmequick November 22, 2011

monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

by Ali February 24, 2005

Columbian Moneyshot

In the Climax of fucking a girl you blow your load on a plate/table/flat surface and have her snort your cum as if it was cocaine!

Cum on a table and make her snort it like its cocaine and that is a Columbian Moneyshot

by xROxMExHOEx February 15, 2008

Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

Monkey show

A coffee shop or strip club where where girls take off their panties and show their "monkey."

Oh you just went to see the monkey show?
How was the monkey show?

by Pap¡ September 24, 2020

monkeyshlett

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present

friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005