Monkeye

A monkeye is tipicaly a black or african man. Usually has the name of Kalean.

person 1: look is that george floyed?

person 2: no, thats just another monkeye in its natural habbitat

by Susextrovert November 18, 2021

monkeytorch

A bad smell that makes you want to leave the room once it violates your nostrils

Bro: hey man did you rip ass in here
Bro 2: nah dawg this shit smells like MonkeyTorch

by Danky_m3m3_zone February 28, 2024

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024

Monkeytard

A desperate guy who likes harassing Indian girls because he is DDF (Down Do Fuck), if you’re not careful he will start actively trying to make out with you without you realizing. (But only if you’re brown) People think he’s so dumb, that he actually devolved and got an acting career as one of the monkeys for planet of the apes.

Man, that Arham is being such a monkeytard.

by RealTruth.com April 18, 2025

Monkeydtyler

Monkeydtyler or just Tyler is a local gay prostitute in Arizona he's known for sucking the most dick

Mm watch out for monkeydtyler he's gonna steal your nut

by NoogieBookieeee May 14, 2025

e-monkeytard

A person or mammal lacking sufficient gene types. To lack analytical reasoning and improper use of web tools.

My friend Joe is an e-monkeytard because he can not install messenger tools on his computer properly.

by SolidSnake84 April 23, 2009

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018