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Sex Monkey

Someone who is fun to have sex with, usually slightly kinky
Rosie Pope, AKA Sex monkey
by Thedevilsbitch August 14, 2011
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Shaven gay sex monkey

Shaven gay sex monkeys are a rare breed of primate found in the ancient rain forrests of Southern Botswana. Protected as an endangered species, these monkeys are one of the most highly sexed creatures on the planet, spending most of the day masturbating and participating in lewd sexual acts with other animals.

One was said to have a relationship with a top UK politician, eventially selling his story to the newspapers and emigrating to New Zealand where he appeared as an extra in the blockbuster movie King Kong.
Would you like to meet my shaven gay sex monkey? His name is Bob.
by BodyThief July 28, 2008
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crazy monkey handle sex

a person having Rectal sex with a man
I had crazy monkey handle sex with your dad.
by Iscludis May 18, 2003
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sex monkey

duane. he really looks like a monkey! he's addicted to sex. he smokes weed too.
alex: hey tierra, i saw a kid today and he was smokin weed and humping a chair!

tierra: wow! he's probably a sex monkey!
by heyvanityhaha July 29, 2009
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sex monkey

a science expirament that went wrong and now earth is over populated with these unitelligent "homosapians"
LOOK!!!! thats some real sex monkeys right there
by ZOMBIE!! June 8, 2010
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Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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monke sex

this is when you are a monke and turn your friend into a monke and have hot flaming monke sex
i just had gay monke sex with tony the tiger
by clayify April 24, 2021
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