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hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
by JackWTP September 4, 2008
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monocle

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."

2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
by Qudamah September 29, 2005
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Arabian Monicule

this is for a guy with only one ball. you lay your cock over her nose and your ball lays in one eye.
dude i could only give her an arabian monicule. i had a ball removed last year!
by tenacioust69 April 27, 2009
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crude monocle

The resulting ring of shit left around the perimeter of an anus after anal penetration.
Good show, my boy! You have thrusted your flesh sword to such great depths to create the most exquisite crude monocle I have ever seen.
by diab0lus August 29, 2012
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Chocolate Monocle

(Noun) The result of a lad with only one testicle dipping said testicle in chocolate and then placing on the eye of another individual.
Todd didn’t have the necessary balls to give his lady raccoon eyes. She had to settle for a chocolate monocle.
by Varmit55 September 14, 2018
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Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.
by Mike March 19, 2003
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Negro monocle

Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.
Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?
by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008
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