Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

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backseat mothering

Unsolicited advice from someone you clearly don't care to talk to.

I've had about as much backseat mothering as I can stomach from this bitch.

by Darien July 20, 2008

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monkeying around

Manipulating dependent variables to change a independent variable(s) whether is produces a positive outcome or not with the sample/subject often not realizing the extent of manipulation upon variables that creates great deviancy with a person, family, or population directly as well as indirectly.

We didn't mean to create adversity or a negative outcome in someone's life, I was only monkeying around ! LOL!

by Dana0000 June 15, 2016

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monkeying around

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would you please stop monkeying around ? you'll break something !
oh,come on ! we're just having fun.

by Hanita fsa March 10, 2014

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monging

Three people, two guys, one dead female. One guy has sex with the dead body till he cums cum orgasm once he has cummed, he climbs a ladder and the other guy puts his mouth so it is covering her vagina vagina cunnilingus eating out the first guy then jumps on the corpse's stomach causing the cum to go into the second guys' mouth.

Those guys are sick, they monged that girl who died in the train wreck!

by Ned March 23, 2004

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