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Mooching

Engaging in a short-term romantic encounter lasting under 10 days. Originates from the 10-day tenure of Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci as White House communications director.
"So, are you guys getting pretty serious?"
"Nah, we're just mooching."
by whyaminotapanda April 18, 2018
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titty munching

1) The artistic and elaborate act of nibbling and enjoying the luscious curvatures of a woman or several women.

2) The futuristic technique of making friends with your female partner's lady-humps.

3) Kind of like motorboating with less lateral speed, less tongue, and more nibbling.
Jeff: "Bro, last night Lauras titties were callin' me!"
Toby: "Aight, so what did you do?"
Jeff: "I fukin' munched those titties all night."
(Jeff was... Yes, titty munching)
by MunchMaster3000 April 24, 2010
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Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!
Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"
by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013
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muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
by egnaro May 23, 2005
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Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.
In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.
by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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