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pearl monocle

When a load of ejaculate is shot into only one eye of a recipient, and then dribbles down the face. The likely results of sitting up after recieving a pearl eye patch.
After I gave her the old pearl monocle she looked a little like that guy from monopoly.
by chowderlap August 5, 2008
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beer monocle

When you drink so much, you can only keep one eye opened.
Half asleep, Bullet Bob's head was bobbing up and down in the back seat of the car and with a heavy beer monocle, he looked up and said 'let's go to Denny's'.
by Gavine July 13, 2006
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mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
by bobmanob March 11, 2009
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Monacelli

A derrogatory term for homosexuals. See cock, fag, or douchebag.
You're such a Monacelli.
by Roflsausage September 6, 2006
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arabian monocle

Similar to the Arabian Goggles and performed in the same manner covering one eye only.
Buffalo Gord only has one nut so he had to settle for an Arabian Monocle
by jonitals April 23, 2008
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Japanese Rain Monocle

Close to the Japanese Rain Goggles but your man only has one nut sack that drops. Picture the Monopoly guy or Mr. Peanut.
I was trying to give my girl the Japanese Rain Goggle but it was cold and only was able to give her a Japanese Rain Monocle instead.
by Mr.Ballsack August 30, 2013
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monocle

Noun.
1.) A person who has excessive wealth and behaves in the fassion of a 19th century British industrialist, speaking with the same accent etc. Monocles care not for the welfare of others, only their own material wealth and generosity is to them a waste of precious money. Generally, 'Monocle' doesn't refer to someone who has earned their position, it refers to someone who was either born rich, or procured their wealth via minimum work, such as by collecting rent. A adjective is often used to describe people who are Monocles, this adjective is 'wymsical'.

2.) A lense that only covers one eye, used by the rich in the 19th century.
1.) "That guy is such a friggen monocle, collecting all that rent for himself from all those struggling poor families."

2.) "Oh, this monocle is rather handy for one to peer at how ones stocks have performed today."
by Qudamah September 29, 2005
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