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Momaked by Cedar Island princess June 10, 2019
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Mamagen
A type of Protogen, except these are 100% biological and can remove their armor. Their breasts can be milked (Yes, I am not joking), and they can be pregnant (Wish I was lying), these two properties/functions, combined with their name, is enough to tell you their purpose, but if you can’t figure it out, their purpose is to be a mother, or in other words, a mama. They are always female, and are quite thick/thicc, and taller than Protogens. They also have laser/holographic blades that emerge from their wrist armor. This originated as a VRChat avatar made by a person with the name “Ghostly”
User 1: “Hey, did you see any Mamagens at the con?”
User 2: “Yes, I saw one, and she acted very motherly.”
User 2: “Yes, I saw one, and she acted very motherly.”
Mamagen by Random Changed Fan December 13, 2023
Momagnet
Momagnet (noun)
/ˈmä-magnet/
> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
/ˈmä-magnet/
> A man who doesn’t chase attention - it drips off him like condensation on a Wawa cold brew.
He smells like Old Spice, knows how to reset your router, and has the vibe of someone who ghosted a toxic ex and then fixed their plumbing out of spite.
The type of guy a suburban mom side-eyes while pretending to compare yogurt brands… but she’s really thinking about her life choices.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
Momagnet by thebigbangburgerbartender June 7, 2025
Momagnet
momagnet (noun)
/ˈmä-magnet/
A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
/ˈmä-magnet/
A man, usually over 35, who radiates low-key heat and dependable energy that irresistibly attracts suburban moms.
He’s not flashy. He smells like confidence and perfectly brewed gas station coffee. He can fix a garage door, reset your Wi-Fi, and carry your bulk grocery haul in one trip without making it weird.
He’s seen things emotionally and on the backend of a broken tech stack at some 9-5 wage prison. His back hurts. But he still shows up.
“I went to grab my coffee and somehow left with a crisis of loyalty — that guy was a full-on momagnet, and I haven’t touched my husband since.”
Momagnet by thebigbangburgerbartender June 7, 2025
Teen Mommage
The life situation that used to be a cautionary tale about how horny teenagers done fucked up their lives. In small towns this gestational period usally signaled the migration of said teen fuck up and her family to pack up their shit and move to another town. One in which tale of the teen mom's hoeness hasn't been spread. In present day teen mommage has spawned a lucrative entertain business where young hoes try to parlay their aversion for condoms and swallowing into a spot on a reality TV show.
Teen Mommage by Jbabyj September 2, 2016