Mohan

Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
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Mohan

The sexiest guy out there, cares about friends and cares about his love, he is loved by his friends and is probably the nicest guys out there, and is a great secretkeeper and doesnt reveal anything
Oh I wish I can be a Mohan!
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Mohan

Mohan is known as Lover boy
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Mohan Sai Reddy

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Dirty Mohan

The dick of a man who embraces the most masculine caresses with love. When passion erupts within the testicles he moans “I need more delicious sauce in my holes. Fill me until I brimming with tears!!!” The climax fucking ends in ruins of disappointment because I huffed Viagara. Priapism of my member feels tender, electric eels would be necessary to revive the sick. #truestory
Nurse: ‘Doctor! We have a male patient in the emergency room; he pulled a dirty Mohan!’
Doctor: ‘Dear lord! Fetch the electric eels at once!’
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Nandana Mohan

stupidest poochakutty u will ever come across
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