Mersey

A large river full of shit

Jess halls mouth is like the Mersey

by Jessbabyy January 16, 2019

mince morsel

An exceptionally pungent, meaty, transient bout of flatulence unleashed by an unknown assailant in a confined area.

The mood at the dinner party was blackened by a haunting, cloying odour - despite a volley of accusing looks, no-one would confess to discharging the ghastly mince morsel....

by The Baron Delarary September 15, 2008

merse

another word for first.
usually used at the end of the sentence in a whiny tone.

Person 1: Let's go on that ride.
Person 2: I'm going merse!

by Sarahhhhhhhhh. February 22, 2008

toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

collen morse

one whom loves to make vaginal farts and likes to get fingered by old mexicans with dirty hands.

damn that biatch is prolly colleen morse

by megan February 6, 2005

Morse yourself

To kill oneself because of depression.

Attention!! If you hate yourself then go Morse yourself!!

by SaggyMaggers January 19, 2017

moresette

The coolest last name around. This family is know for being extremely awesome and making halarious jokes

Did you see the Moresette's at the party the other day, they were killing it.

by Brandon Jokky February 21, 2017