Mutton Machete

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

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Michela

A beautiful italian brunnette who gets all the guys. Usually dark exotic eyes that instantly stand out to you right away. Smart in school and very fashinable. Shes neat and needs everything to be perfect. Sometimes can be a huge bitch but sometimes can be your bestfriend. Not embarrassed to do anything and can make you laugh anyday. Proud of heritage and loves expensive name brands.

"Michela is beautiful !"
"i love her eyes"
"i love her clothes"
"Michelas my best friend"

by rissy12345 October 4, 2009

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penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

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skaterboi macheda

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.

a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021

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